A mindless tirade from the say-all do-all completely insane magician himself.

Promotional Photos

I'm not upset that I'm not doing photos for a certain convention, because that's not something I typically market specifically.  Yes, I do headshots for magicians; so does Faverty, Amyx, etc.. but we don't try to get in on the "convenient headshot" market.

A guy named "Ken Reedy" is doing them for Abra-CORN-dabra.  He's not charging much, and that's a good thing.  First off, I spent nearly 4 minutes trying to find this guy's website. (For the record, that's WAY too long for someone like me to find something).  I found it, and his MySpace, and his LinkedIn and a few others, and in all of them he professes to be a "professional photographer for 12 years and a professional magician for 35 years."

This brings me to a very, very specific point:  professional, here in America, has come to mean 'get paid to do it,' not about the quality of your service.  Everywhere else in the world, a professional service is qualified, high quality, and masterful.

http://newphotosbyme.com/

Take a look.  It's terrible.

So, I'm not upset in any way about not being the photographer there -- I'm upset that people are going to pay for that crap.  I've done most of my really good stuff for free.
The official rant and rave and general musing location of Aaron Stone. Half crazed and completely, hilariously unpredictable, he needs a place to keep his thoughts, so they don't keep him.
Aaron Stone

"Banned" Together

I'm not sure why, but today I was banned from yet another magic forum.  It's not like I particularly care, but this seems to be for no reason at all.  Did I just win the buzzword bingo?

I could always just make a stage name and become "super popular" with that name instead, but I really like my name (so does Disney, apparently).  

Anyway, I'll be in Las Vegas a couple of weeks.  It'll be fun to see a lot of other performers and a few great friends again.  I'm actually only going to shoot promo shots for people, but I might drop by WMS once, just to see what I'm missing.

Also, there is a fun entry on my other magic blog.  If you know where it is, it's worth a read...
The official rant and rave and general musing location of Aaron Stone. Half crazed and completely, hilariously unpredictable, he needs a place to keep his thoughts, so they don't keep him.
Aaron Stone

Covert Operations

I now have more domains and "TragicCafe" usernames than they could ever track down.


On a totally different note, I'm going to be teaching classes out of my apartment again!  I'm listed as an instructor on BetterFly, a tutor website, specifically under the category of "Magic Instruction." This makes me happy..

Also, I wrote out an entire script for my McDonald's magic show.  It should be rather hilarious.  Video to follow after I move...
The official rant and rave and general musing location of Aaron Stone. Half crazed and completely, hilariously unpredictable, he needs a place to keep his thoughts, so they don't keep him.
Aaron Stone

Special Delivery

One of my favorite memories of the road [wow does that sound cliché] is from Colorado.  We were stopped for the night at a truck stop, in between two huge mountains.

1. Noun · In this case, mountains does not refer to breasts.

I google'd Domino's and convinced the guy to accept directions instead of an address.
It's kinda odd, having pizza delivered to a tour bus with your name on it.
But very fun to describe to people over the phone.

It's also fun to play "emotionally sensitive drama queen." I walked into a truck stop, while the crew is filling up the diesel, the cashier says, "So who's Aaron Stone?"  I looked insulted, and walked out.  While the crew inside calmly explained "he's a magician, miss, a damn good one -- and you're lucky he just walked away after a comment like that."

It's nice to feel like a rockstar once in a while.
Even when you're really not.

Having pizza delivered to the bus is certainly something I don't mind bragging about.
The official rant and rave and general musing location of Aaron Stone. Half crazed and completely, hilariously unpredictable, he needs a place to keep his thoughts, so they don't keep him.
Aaron Stone