Theoretically,
I sometimes wish it were legal to cause extreme bodily harm.
Oh, no worries, I don't really want to harm anyone, but sometimes in fits of rage I really wish I could roundhouse kick a certain ex of mine through a plate glass window off a high-digit floor of an office building.
It's not legal, moral, or remotely possible, so I'll have to settle for screaming white noise through the phone system and throwing a tennis ball at my Chia™ Pet.
....
Of course, only theoretically.
