I want it in typical "YouTube WebBlog" Format... (You know, choppy, sporadic, etc).
Hi. I'm Aaron Stone, and I'm a Firesauceaholic.
The world just isn't complete without a good heap of Taco Bell Fire Sauce.
It can cure cancer, liven your libido, even pay your taxes.
It's like little spicy packets of crack cocaine, and I'm a junkie for the little bags of capsasin goodness. Ever get the wrong order at a drive through window? OF ANY RESTAURANT? It's okay! Because I've got enough fire sauce hidden in the car to make anything taste good! In the glove compartment, the center console, tucked above the sun visors, under the seats, in the door handles, stashed in the girlfriend's bra, and a whole bag in the trunk, just in case.
The world goes round because fire sauce is there to fuel it.
I'm Aaron Stone, and fire sauce is my anti-drug.
